THE BLOG OF SECRETS…

IT’S ALL ABOUT ME AND YOU…

READ ME… August 18, 2008

LISTEN, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND READING BLOGS… MY QUESTION IS: WHY NOT LET ME KNOW YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK (OR NOT!)? BLOGGING AIN’T FOR ALL FOLKS’; THE INTEREST IN READING INTO OTHERS’ THOUGHTS/ETC. IS FOR ALL FOLKS. COMMENTING ON PAGES AIN’T FOR ALL FOLKS; I DIG IT. YET I WOULD TRULY LIKE FEEDBACK OF ANY KIND. EVEN JUDGMENTAL COMMENTS!

USE A COMMENT FROM MY LIST OF SUGGESTIONS:

  • -THIS SUCKS! 
  • -YOU SUCK! 
  • -I LOVE YOUR WRITING! 
  • -GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY… 
  • -YOU SHOULD STOP BLOGGING. 
  • -KEEP ON KEEPING ON! 
  • -WOW 
  • -DAMN 
  • -SHIT 
  • -GREAT! 
  • -BRUSH YOUR TEETH 
  • -YOU SMELL 
  • -I UNDERSTAND 
  • -BLAH BLAH; HEARD IT BEFORE 
  • -OMG! I FOUND MY NEMESIS!
  • -IS YOUR ARTWORK FOR SALE?
  • -HOW DO I DONATE $ FOR ART SUPPLIES FOR YOU?
  • -I AM ENTHRALLED BY YOUR ILLUMINATING POSTS…
  • -LISTEN DARLING, YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER SEEMS TO HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED PURE PAIN.  I KNOW SOME ONE…
  • -I LIKE THE HAIRS GROWING OUT OF YOUR CHIN
  • -I’M MARRIED BUT…
  • -DO YOU LIKE ME?
  • -I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
  • -HOW DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO?
  • -REMEMBER THAT PARTY WHEN YOU BLACKED-OUT AND ENDED UP SWIMMING IN LEFT OVER PUDDLES FROM THAT CRAZY THUNDER STORM?

IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF MY SUGGESTIONS; I’M POSITIVE IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE VERY CAPABLE OF POSTING YOUR VERY OWN WITTY COMMENTS…

 

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