THE BLOG OF SECRETS…

IT’S ALL ABOUT ME AND YOU…

DID U KNOW OSCAR WILDE? August 4, 2008

Filed under: MY WHIMS — salted7s @ 6:06 pm
Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

THESE WHIMS OF MINE + FOND MEMORIES OF GROOVY EXPERIENCES 3 YEARS AGO AT PLAYA DEL FUEGO; AH, SUCH SWEET DELIGHTS…

Darlings, climb inside your WAY BACK MACHINE & pack an overnight bag; we’re on a mission: TO DEFEND YOUR REPUTATION!  Set the dial to the year 1895, destination?  The Marquis of Queensbury.  Mindset?  Assisting famed Irish author Oscar Wilde.  We will help Mr. Wilde sue the Marquis of Queensbury for libel.  The Marquis publicly insinuated that Wilde was having an affair with his son!  His son?  The Lord Alfred Douglas.  We must first avoid what happened: THE BACKFIRE!  When the Marquis’ defense proved somewhat stronger than Wilde’s prosecution, the suit went haywire!  He needs OUR HELP!  We can be character witnesses!  His sexuality was being bombarded with judgment, moralistic beatings, & ignorant misguided purgatory!  With evidence of Mr. Wilde’s sexuality out in the open, the courts chose to be very sneaky and instead of pursuing their original prosecution, they waited later that same year to convict Mr. Wilde on charges of sodomy!  Of course, we must keep in mind how our actions to help Mr. Wilde will change history.  Consider: All of Wilde’s published essays, poems, books of collections of his thoughts-all motivated & inspired by his imprisonment, will be completely erased from our libraries, our educations, our right to learn the truth of humanity!  Maybe, we should reconsider; let Wilde sit in his cell back in 1895 & screw his reputation at the time he was alive.  Afterall, Oscar Wilde certainly has rocked my world & continues to every time I read his words!  Folks, let us not play Time Shifters.  Instead, I am going to ride in my WAY BACK MACHINE to last Sunday night when I fell in love with a woman who ingeniously embodies the delicious energy of Annie Lennox & David Byrne.  She & I danced, laughed, kissed, spanked, rolled around on the ground, spat on disbelievers, hung out with WHISKEY & WHORES, sat by fires, tickled the night by adding our own stars, wore punk rock smut, challenged anyone to play Superman, sang the “Penis Song”, went beyond the 7 different mind bending exercises bringing ourselves to level 9, & completely letting ourselves fall into a glistening pool of lubed up latex & sweet candied kisses only true free singing souls know how to deliver.  SO, DID U KNOW?  I’M IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER KINDRED SPIRIT…IF YOU’RE READING THIS MY NEW SONG BIRD (MY DARLING BEAUTIFUL LADY), IMAGINE ME ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF YOU UNDERNEATH TWILIGHT SCENTED HEAVEN, WEARING OLD SKOOL ROLLER SKATES, & THANKING YOU FINE THANG FOR FLYING INTO MY LIFE!  FRIENDSHIP UNDEFINABLY GIFTED!  CIAU!

Advertisements
 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s