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AH, SWALLOWING THE SALT OF SINNERS & A LIST OF PAST JOBS July 4, 2008

Filed under: MY WHIMS — salted7s @ 6:12 pm
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(currently reviewing a night when two sleep deprived ears listened as one TV induced spinster disguised as an orange, but smellin’ of rotting lipids tell tall tales of reality while poking nerves with a cattle prod=realizing that living with a robot ain’t fun)

1-ZOO KEEPER
2-PUPPETER
3-TICKET TAKER
4-CAROUSEL CARE TAKER
5-PARK RANGER COFFEE MAKER
6-ART MUSEUM SECURITY GUARD
7-FLORIST
8-BIKE COURIER
9-CONEY ISLAND FREAK SHOW
10-SINNERS’ SIDESHOW
11-MOSIAC TILE ARTISAN
12-MEDIA TRANSCRIBER
13-ART MODEL
14-GO-GO DANCER
15-WAITRESS
16-BARTENDER
17-ACTRESS
18-BURLESQUE DANCER
19-LOUNGE SINGER
20-MAKE-UP ARTIST
21-SET DESIGNER
22-OBSESSIVE COLLECTOR OF TALK SHOW CO-HOSTS’ AUTOBIOGRAPHIES
23-LINGERIE BUYER
24-ARTS INSTRUCTOR
25-STILL RUNNING FROM THE MOB
26-VINTAGE DEALER
27-SUGAR BABY CASHIER
28-DISH WASHER
29-CAR WASHER
30-HAIR WASHER
31-FLAG BURNER
32-BURNER
33-MISS COURDARY OF THE YEAR 3X IN A ROW
34-MEDICAL TESTING VOLUNTEER
35-SCHOOL BUS DRIVER
36-JUMPED OUT OF BIRTHDAY CAKES
37-CIGARRETTE GIRL
38-ILLUSTRATOR
39-ROCKER
40-RODE THE CYCLONE 27X IN A ROW
41-INTERIOR DECORATER
42-HOUSE PAINTER
43-SIGN PAINTER
44-UNIQUE ASHTRAY IMPORTER
45-LIST MAKER
46-ART THERAPIST
47-ENERGY VIBRATOR
48-COSMIC RESEARCHER
49-WINE TASTER
50-GLARE DEFENDER
51-TEMPORARY STEP-MOTHER
52-TELEPHONE REPAIR
53-COMMUNITY CALENDAR READER
54-BREADMAKER
55-CHESS PLAYER
56-VIBE OBSERVER
57-N20 EXPORTER
58-PORTRAIT PAINTER
59-OFFICIAL REFEREE NFL
60-TOOTHBRUSH SCRUBBER
61-PRIVATE EYE
62-BREATHER
63-GIFT WRAPPER
64-DIRECTOR NON-PROFITER
65-TELEPHONE PSYCHIC
66-KOSMANAUT
67-GEISHA 
68-PRETZEL TWISTER
69-ELVIS P. CHANNELER
70-NEVER WORE BRACES
71-SALON MANAGER
72-COFFEE MAKER
73-COFFEE HOUSE MANAGER
74-BOOK STORE BROWSER
75-NOT TODAY FOLLOWER
76-OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR …
77-KIMSTER
78-KIMBALINA
79-NEVER PASSED THE LSTATS
80-NEVER CARED FOR ASSHOLES
81-HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE
82-INTUITIVE THINKER
83-DOG WALKER
84-SOCK MENDER
85-NETWORK SECURITY SPECIALIST
86-LITTER PICKER-UPPER
87-SEASONAL HYBERNATER
88-LINE COOK
89-VOICE MAKE OVER
88-STAMP LICKER
89-PERSONAL SHOPPER
90-BITER
91-CHALICE HIDDER
92-HOLY GRAIL SEEKER
93-SPIRIT PROTECTOR
94-WAS A GENIUS TILL PUBERTY HIT
95-IMPROV COMIC
96-COMPULSIVE SEA GLASS SEARCHER
97-CROSSWALK GUARD
98-PROMISORY NOTE TAKER
99-CLOSED COURT OFFICER
100-DNA TESTER
101-GLITTER SPRAYER
102-STOLE SOME BOWLING SHOES
103-VICE PRESIDENT OF BOILING SNAIL SOUP COLLECTIVE
104-SPOKESPERSON FOR MAJOR BRAND NAME DEODERANT
105-ALWAYS WONDERED IF THE ACTORS IN THOSE HERPES REMIDIES COMMERCIALS DISLIKE PUTTING THEIR AD ACTING EXPERIENCE ON THEIR RESUMES
106-RECOVERING DRAMA QUEEN
107-SPITBALL SURVIVOR
108-INTERNATIONAL PROFESSIONAL JELLO WRESTLER
109-CORN DOG HORNSTER
110-DREAMER

111-WRITER OF MORE LATER

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